To tame a lion
You need to make him feel comfortable
So it’s important to have
            the newspaper
            ready
When you get home.
Lions like newspaper.

You also need slippers (four)
Because if there’s one thing
            that helps a lion
            tame it down a little
It’s slippers.
Lions like slippers.

Don’t make the mistake
Of putting on the Lion King
            especially
            Hakuna
            Matata
He’ll tear up his slippers
Lions don’t like
The Lion King.

Lastly
When your lion is fully tamed
It’s good to remind him of the good old days
            from time to time.
            So watch
            Britain’s Next Top Model.
The Models are very fierce, and
Lions like Fierce Models,
IT MAKES HIM ROAR!