It’s one of those f-you London days, so here goes…

• f-you Tube
• f-you tourists, theatre-goers, gormless brainless pedestrians
• f-you flat tyres, punctures, mechanics
• f-you other cyclists who run red lights 
• f-you, Victorian infrastructure and inflated sense of self
• f-you Monday
• f-you people who don’t listen to you
• f-you movies, stupid movies that don’t know when to call it a day
• f-you digital VFX
• f-you Oyster cards and inflated fares
• f-you shops that don’t open past 5.30pm
• f-you, First World Problems

ps. tomorrow’s a new day, but until then, f-you!