sent from: London, UK. destination: San Anselmo, California, USA

I thought this card was of Joan of Arc, but apparently it’s the Archangel Gabriel [corrected – Michael]. Maybe it’s the incredible perm that he has, only someone blessed by God could get that kind of haircare in the Middle Ages. I wanted to know more about him so I consulted the authority on these things – a random internet search. Apparently his powers are great, he can help you if you’re “being physically or emotionally attacked.” or “stranded because your car has broken down.” Maybe Michael has a spare pair of jumper cables. It’s more likely, should he appear, that he’d say “what’s a car?”. There may be paperwork involved, too, because he can’t help you unless it’s a Life or Death situation and, most importantly, without your consent. Cos “if an angel were to act without your consent, we wouldn’t have free will.” Next time I see an Angel, I need to ask them for their permission slip.