#164 – I’m A Ninny

#164 - Eavesdropping on the Tube
#164 - back
sent from: London, UK. destination: Los Angeles, California, USA

One evening on the Tube. 
She: round face, tongue stud, black puffer jacket. 
He: heavy jaw, mediterranean look, holding limp hot dog in napkin, grey Superdry jacket. 
She – where you from? 
He – [inaudible].. and you? 
She – New Zealand 
He – how long have you been here? 
She – two months He – you like it? 
She – cold, came from the bitch, ya know? 
He – what are you doing here? 
She – Ninny 
He – ? 
She – Nainny 
He – Ah! Nanny 
She – you? 
He – chef 
She – … 
He – chef. cook. 
She – yeah. chiff. couk. I like cooking, but not the clearing up 
He – oh yeah I don’t do that. Other people do that for me. 
She – yeah 
He – where are you going? 
She – [pause] trying to get to my friend’s house in Finsbury Park 
He, standing up – Oh! yeah. you go to Euston, then Victoria Line, to Finsbury Park 
She – yeah 
They got off the train together.

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